It’s St. Patrick’s day Ablo. This is one of my favorite days of the year.
“Why is that sir?”
Because I get to get drunk, act like a total fool, and blame it on the fact that I’m Irish.
“But sir, you’re a politician….you do that every day.”
Ablo, being a wise-ass doesn’t make you wise!
“Another beer sir?”
Is the Pope a Catholic?